Calvin Harris made a breakup song told through Tom Hiddlestons perspective
A photo posted by Calvin Harris (@calvinharris) on Jun 29, 2016 at 10:36am PDT
Calvin Harris has no chill. Neither does Tom Hiddleston, but that’s a conversation for another day. We always knew that Calvin and Taylor’s breakup would be messy and dramatic, but did any of us seriously think that Taylor Swift would look like the one who “moved on” quickly and Calvin Harris would be insanely hung up on how Taylor did him wrong? I didn’t think it would play out that way, I’ll admit it. I didn’t think Calvin Harris would be running to TMZ every few days to pick at the scab of his breakup with Taylor.
So, Calvin has been in Mexico for a week or so, judging from Calvin’s Instagram. The above Instagram is of Calvin and British singer John Newman (who has an incredible voice). Calvin and John are collaborating on a new song. And Calvin is making some lyrical swipes at Tay.
Calvin Harris has beaten Taylor Swift to the punch, writing a cheating song … about her. The track is called “Ole,” and it’s written from Tom Hiddleston’s POV. The lyrics make it clear … Calvin believes Taylor had hooked up with Tom way before she broke up with him.
One lyric goes, “I see online that you begun to be a good girl and take trips with your boyfriend. Being attentive, continue to pretend …”
If that wasn’t clear enough, the song goes on … “You’ve hidden my name in your phone so you can call me to tell me you’ve been going through hell. Left him alone and you booked in a hotel.”
And, using Tom’s famous ‘Thor’ character Loki, the song goes on, “Low key you won’t tell none of your friends about me.”
Our Calvin sources say he has no animus towards Tom … he feels he’s under Taylor’s spell, and the one who made the fateful decisions was her and her alone. The pic below was taken in Mexico last week with John Newman, the singer on the track. They shot the music video south of the border.
DEAR GOD. Calvin: please chill. I mean, it’s funny and everything and I’m glad he’s writing breakup songs and beating Taylor to the punch, so to speak. She’s not used to that. But writing it from Tom Hiddleston’s perspective? And leaking the details to TMZ? And telling TMZ that you think your ex’s new boyfriend is “under her spell”? MY GOD.
I was thinking about this the other day: which of Taylor Swift’s exes handled the breakup like a boss? Because it’s not Calvin Harris. I actually think Harry Styles was probably the most baller ex. It’s widely believed that Harry dumped Taylor on New Year’s Day in 2013. I believed the rumors that Taylor threw a hissy fit about something stupid and Harry ended it while they were on vacation. She tried to stalk her way back into his life and he wasn’t having it – when he was done, it was over, end of story. But he never said one bad word against her publicly. He even complimented her several times over the years, saying that he liked the songs she had written about their relationship. How is that Harry Styles has more grace and class than Calvin Harris? I don’t know.
Photos courtesy of Instagram, Fame/Flynet.
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